Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office .....But Aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9.  Mind if I use your laptop?
8.  Put that in my box before I leave.
7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6.  I want it on my desk .....now!
5.  Hmmmm .....I think it's out of fluid.
4.  My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
3.  It's an entry-level position.
2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1.  It's not fair ....I do all the work while he just sits back