Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office .....But Aren't 10. I need to whip it out by 5! 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Put that in my box before I leave. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk .....now! 5. Hmmmm .....I think it's out of fluid. 4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 1. It's not fair ....I do all the work while he just sits back