VAIN PERSON        : One who loves the smell of his own fart

 AMBITIOUS          : Always ready for a fart

 LAZY                  : Just fizzles

 AMIABLE            : Likes to smell others' farts

 PROUD              : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

 SHY                : Blushes when he farts silently

 CARELESS           : Farts in church

 SMART ALEC         : Farts when ladies are present

 CLEVER             : Farts and coughs at the same time

 SCIENTIFIC         : Bottles his farts

 STINGY             : Belches to save his ass-hole

 TIMID              : Jumps when he farts

 CONCEITED          : Thinks he can fart the loudest

 UNFORTUNATE        : Tries to fart but shits himself

 FOOLISH            : Suppresses a fart for hours

 BEWILDERED         : Can't tell his own fart from others

 NERVOUS            : Stops in the middle of a fart

 MISERABLE          : Can't fart at all

 CONFUSED           : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go

 GROUCH             : Grumbles when ladies fart

 SNEAKY             : Farts and blames it on the dog

 DISSAPOINTED       : Fart doesn't smell

 CHILDISH           : Farts and then giggles

 FRESH GUY          : Jumps in front of you and then farts

 BIG BULLY          : Farts louder than others

 DUMB               : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

 CUTE               : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

 WISE GUY           : Farts and asks who shit

 DAMNED MEAN        : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head

 MUSICAL            : Tenor or Base, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell

 ATHLETIC           : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

 SLOB               : Farts and stains his underwear

 IMPUDENT           : Farts out aloud and then laughs

 ENVIRONMENTALIST   : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

 HONEST             : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

 DISHONEST          : Farts and then blames the dog

 THRIFTY            : One who always has farts in reserve

 ANTI-SOCIAL        : Excuses himself and farts in private

 STRATEGIC          : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

 INTELLECTUAL       : Can determine the smell of his neighbours' fart

 WHIMPY             : Farts at the slightest exertion

 SADIST             : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

 SENSITIVE          : Farts and then starts crying

 AQUATIC            : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

 MASOCHIST          : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles