Lessons  

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began
to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him
out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Life Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.