There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He
gets up very early and golf's all day long.

Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses
quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his
car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing
50 mph.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel. From there he finds that it's supposed to be bad
weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up
to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather out there is
terrible."

She replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"