Four Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya
Basin. They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing
in the world.

Boudreaux said, "I tink de fassest ting in the werld is a
'tought', because before you ken tink of it it's already tought."

Thibodeaux said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink'
because before you ken tink about it you dun blunk already."

Alfonse said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is lectricity
because when you turn dat light switch on de lectricity travels
fass-fass and the lights come on before you know it."

T-Boy said,"Ya'll all wrongg, the fassest ting in the werld is
diarrhea."

Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?"
 
T-Boy said, "Yea, lass night before I could tink, blink, or turn
on de lights, I don shit ma pants."

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What is the difference between frustration and panic?

Frustration is the first time you discover you can't do it the
second time. Panic is the second time you discover you can't do
it the first time.