The Shave  
 
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a
close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between
your cheek and gum."

The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever
experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if
I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does."