Noticing a man who appeared to be really drunk, a few of
the guys at the bar decided to be good Samaritans and help
him get home. They picked him up off the floor and dragged
him out the door. The poor guy fell down three times on the
way to the car. Finding his house, they helped him out of
the car and he fell down four more times on the way to his
front door. The helpful fellows rang the doorbell and the
man's wife came to the door. One said, "Here's your
husband! We got him home safe and sound!"

The man's wife gave the group a shocked look. "But where
the hell is his wheelchair?"