Statues
Two statues in a city park, one female and one male, had
faced each other for many years. One morning, an angel
appeared and told the statues, "Since you have both brought
enjoyment to many people for years, I'm giving you your
greatest wish and bringing you to life for 30 minutes. 

In that time you may do whatever you like." And the statues
came to life.

Smiling at each other, they ran toward a stand of trees and
dove behind a couple of bushes. 

The angel smiled as she listened to them giggling and rustling 
in the grass. 

After 15 minutes, the statues emerged from the bushes, smiling
and happy. 

The angel was puzzled. "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you
want to do it again?"