My son had just turned 15 when I finally decided to talk to him
about sex.  To ensure private time, I brought him on a ski trip
and began our talk on the chair lift so he couldn't escape.

"Do you know about girls and babies?" I asked.

He nodded but cut me off.

The next ride up the ski lift, I brought it up again, only to
have him look away in silence.  On the third lift, already
knowing I had waited too long, I bluntly asked, "Son, would
you like to talk about sex?"

"Damn, Dad," he responded, "is that all you ever think about

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And remember, aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
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