An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, 
when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer 
goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by 
this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back
home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not 
bloody sharing this with no one!"