Proctologist's Examination

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first
exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination
room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

When the man sat down, he noticed that there were three
items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y
jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is
my first exam - I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what
the glove is for, but what's the beer for?"

The doctor immediately became enraged and stormed over to
the door, flinging it open, and yelling at the nurse, "For
the last time, I said I wanted a BUTT LIGHT!"