The IRS Visit


Joseph was called to testify at the Internal Revenue
Service (IRS), so he asked his accountant for advice on how
to dress for the occasion.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing so that they think you're a
pauper." His accountant told him.

Joseph decided to ask his lawyer as well. "Wear your best
clothing so they know you aren't intimidated." The lawyer
said.

Completely confused, Joseph went to his priest and told him
about the conflicting advice he had received, asking for
his advice.

"Let me tell you a story." The priest said. "A woman, about
to be married, asked her mother what she should wear on her
wedding night and was told to wear a heavy, long, flannel
nightgown that covered her all the way up to her neck. She
also asked her best friend, who told her to wear a sexy
negligee with a V neck down to her navel."

Joseph was confused. "What does any of that have to do with
my problem with the IRS?"

"Simple." replied the priest. "It doesn't matter what you
wear, you're still going to get screwed."