Three Pearls Of Wisdom

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see
an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of
age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic
background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
we are above average drivers.
 
 

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