Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
   a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master
   b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
   c. After wrecking your boss' car
   d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game"
   e. When his date is using her teeth

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes.
For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of
hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

Bitching about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is
forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddies birthday is
optional.

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may
never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel... and it's free.