Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her
weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these
meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim
figure," she lamented to the woman next to her.

"Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that? You'll feel
better, too."

"You don't understand. He likes to do it while I'm stuck at
these damn meetings."

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