If Men Truly Ran The World
- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the behind and a "nice
hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty
much do it.
- Birth control would come in ale or lager.
- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only
occur in leap years.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to
go drinking. Mother's Day, too.
- Garbage would take itself out.
- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday
Night Football from a Different Camera Angle."
- Instead of "beer belly," you'd get "beer biceps."
- Tanks would be far easier to rent.
- Two words: "Ally McNaked."