The Town Drunk

The town drunk was staggering down the main street of town.
He managed to make it to the cathedral, up the stairs, and
into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew until
he finally made his way into a confessional.

A priest had seen him enter and watched his stumbling
efforts and decided the fellow might need some help. The
priest entered his own side of the confessional, but the
man said nothing. After a lengthy silence, the priest
finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno...," the drunk slurred from the other side of the
partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"