A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
             it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
             demolished but amazingly neither of them are
             hurt.

             After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
             says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
             a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
             nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
             This must be a sign from God that we should
             meet and be friends and live together in peace
             for the rest of our days."

             Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
             with you completely!"

             "This must be a sign from God!" The woman
             continued, "And look at this, here's another
             miracle. My car is completely demolished but
             this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
             wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
             good fortune."

             Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
             nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
             half the bottle and then hands it back to the
             woman.

             The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
             the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

             The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

             The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
             for the police..."