A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local
golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green
when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to
the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his
eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that
is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.
You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."