The Prognosis

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to
live. 

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with
him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey,
now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make
love again?" 

Alma agrees and again they make love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had
only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder
and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."

She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he
tossed and turned until he was down to only four more
hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen
Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."