An irritated wife had complained for weeks that her husband
was spending all of his free time in a bar, so he finally
took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know." She thought for a long moment. "Oh,
just the same as you, I guess."
So the husband ordered them
each a shot of Jack Daniel's, tossing his back in one gulp.

His wife watched this, then took a small sip from her own
shot glass, immediately spitting it back out. "Ick! That's
terrible! I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," the husband cried. "And you've been
thinking I'm out enjoying myself every night!"