A Slow Horse

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their
camp to meet the chief.

The chief says, "You going to die, cowboy. But we sorry for you,
so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third
day, you die. What is first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."

The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and
whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse
takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked
blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with
the cowboy. The Indians look at each other figuring, "Typical
white thinks only with short bow."

The second day, the chief asks, "What your wish today?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the
horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it
on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked
redhead. She gets off and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.
Again, the Indians shake their heads figuring, "Typical white
man, going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."

On the last day, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white
man. What you want?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by
both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE,
damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"