The only acceptable sexual position in
Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual
position is considered illegal. In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse
while having sex with his wife. In the state of Washington there is a law
against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including
the wedding night).
<--Just to show the USA is not alone--> 1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to
have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes
sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big
enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."